The Absurd Curvy Nerd

[Copied/pasted from the blog's Facebook page] I wish to make something clear here, in case I haven't before: I think it's obv...

*Lines all not in italics: said aloud by me. Lines in bold: said aloud by another person.* 1. Oh, right, you're speaking to me, the  s...

OK, I admit it. I'm a sucker for click-bait, and I often give in to morbid curiosity about comments on online articles, despite more sen...

1. What? What? Have I overslept?   2.  Why am I awake at 2:46?   3. Oof... oh, that's why. 4. Can anyone sleep through round ligame...

1. Dang, I think I could fit maybe 1/4 a boob in that boob... pouch... thing... there. 2. Those bottoms seem awfully narrow in the back for...

You've probably noticed that I haven't blogged much in a while, and it's finally time to By the time 2015 rolled around, ...

Please note that comments on these upcoming posts on infertility will be heavily screened; derogatory, offensive, or inflammatory comments w...

Today's word is "loquacious," an adjective meaning "talkative or chatty." I am not a loquacious person in real lif...

Today's word and segue into short Fit & Active October post is "gelastic," and adjective meaning "laughable." ...

Last year, a group of bloggers organized "Fit and Active September."  At that point, I wasn't ready to participate in any fitn...

Today's word is "discombobulated," an adjective meaning "bewildered" or "disconcerted." The fact that it...

Hey everyone!  Today's word is "pandemonium," a noun meaning "disorder, confusion, or chaos." If there were no tea...

I don't have kids yet, but I am planning on breastfeeding if I do.  If I can't, I will still feed and care for my baby to the best o...

Today's word is "capricious," an adjective meaning "given to sudden changes of mood or behavior." Some might see t...

The other day, after scrolling through Facebook and various other blogs and online articles and reading some horrifyingly misogynist comme...

Hi everyone!  I just wanted to check in with all Absurd Curvy Nerd readers.  With a busy summer schedule, I haven't been able to post as...

Happy almost-weekend everyone!  Today's word is "capitulate," a verb meaning "to give in, yield, or cede." I told...

I understand that clear bra straps aren't truly invisible, but what I didn't expect to find when I Googled them, hoping to find pic...

Today's word is "nictate," a verb meaning, "to blink."  I couldn't think of a good sentence, so I decided to pos...

Sometimes I look at the search queries that lead to my blog just for kicks. an ark with most busty women ... Are most busty women in an...